Well, so, yeah, just like the title says, Would you like to attend a Chimaira show for free FOREVER? If your answer is NO, then fuck off and go watch some gay porn, get the fuck outta here, however, if the answer is YES,
then fuck off and go watch some gay porn aswell then keep reading, dude!:
The band has hidden 10 golden tickets into jewel cases of their new album Crown of Phantoms (except they’re not golden and are called Chaos Tickets actually) just like Willy Wonka’s movie. If you’re among one of the few lucky that find the ticket, then you can claim a ticket that will allow you to attend a Chimaira ticket for free until the end of time (or until you do not wanna attend anymore/ you’re too old to walk). Please do note that this contest is US based only (figures, huh?) Well, though luck, playah.
If you wanna buy some of their stuff go to http://www.thirddegreemerch.com/chimaira
Remember, the more you buy, the more chances you have to win (yeah, how’d you like that, Chimaira).
Here’s a video of a 20-second loop that repeats endlessly until the end of the video explaining this whole thing I’ve just written for you, reader. Yeah, thanks, I do not mind at all.